replace 'tequila' with 'Arteta' (As we did for Eboue once upon a time)?

I may get banned for this one, or politely escorted from the premises, it really is gash, but might work down the pub ...

Freeeeeeeee Mikel Arteta! (from Everton)

29 years in the wrong city
club to small to fill his needs
insert lyrics

Or the adopt the banana splits theme tune one that the mancs love using?

Ar-te-ta la la la la
Ar-te-ta la la la la

I think the Arteta one is sorted, its taken off over the last few weeks.

He signed for us on deadline day...Mikel, Mikel,
Samir Nasri go to hell...to hell, to hell,
I'm telling you now, he's gonna be great,
the little Spainard is our mate
Mikel Arteta, Arsenals number eight.
La, la, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la

I like that one but we could do this as well:
Arteta is his name,
and Arsenal is his team,
oh MA8 is f***ing great the best spaniard ive seen!
start off slow for first couple of lines then speed and clap along possibly with a bit of wooooaaho at the end and repeat the last bit. could work but im not to sure.

I know we've got ones for Arteta, but feel free to add words to this .. or leave me to humiliate myself again

'His hair was very pretty when he scored against Man City..... Arteta-Arteta, washes and blows..'